Renat's Naked Thoughts

Here Renat posts his naked thoughts. Once in a while he is bombarded with a train of thought that if not recorded may be gone forever. It seems kind of idiotic to record the thoughts as they come, in their pure virgin state, but he thinks that in perspective, these records may lead to important understandings of one's inner workings.

Monday, October 23, 2006

What an afternoon I had today. Whew! Liselotte came by my place today, we celebrated my 30th birthday, although five days late, but, as they say better late than never.

Anyways, we had some wine and checked some massage videos where full body of a woman is revealed, so we got horny and went at it right outside of my bedroom/studio. She leaned against the wall standing and as I worked my way down to her bush we were ready for some penetration. Despite of her remarks of being late for work, she had to leave my place at 3pm to make it to work by 4 in Manhattan, she couldn't let this pass as she got so excited that she whispered, "Do you have a condom?" I put on the condom and in about fifteen or so thrusts she came. But I didn't yet :), so a moment later I kept on thrusting and thrusting more and right when I was about to erupt my weeny slipped out of her bush and I came with the weeny kinda pressed against her bush bone. A moment later I discovered that the condom broke, and all the semen was on my shirt and on her bush and probably inside it as well. I immediately told her to go into the shower and wash it out, which she did. And we rushed to a drug store near the subway station to find some pill to prevent unwanted children.

At the drug store, Liselotte said that she's shy to tell that to the clerk and she doesn't know what the drug is called here in the U.S. So me, shameless me, I went to the pharmacy department and saw a man and a woman pharmacists. The man was taking care of the old man and I asked if I could talked to him instead of the female pharmacist. A moment later I asked the male pharmacist if it will take long since Liselotte was in the rush and not only for work :) The old man - customer said, "I waited to talk to him, so you wait too" That's when I had to tell everyone in that vicinity the reason why it was so important for me to ask that question. When I sincerely told them that the condom broke and she's from Brussels without any insurance. The male pharmacist took his attention away from the old man, and by then the old man's attention was already on me anyway, and told me that there is a drug called "Plan B" which can only be obtained with a prescription and no other way. So I was like... Oh Man, what do we do now? I asked the pharmacist what would you do in my case? He shrugged and then I see the old man pulling out huge scissors from the counter of the pharmacist and showing me with a smile as he snipped them a few times. "Let's cut them out so there's no next time like this", he said. I smiled and went back to Liselotte who, evidently was not in her happiest mood. By the subway station I told her that I will take full responsibility and we need to find a doctor to get the pill. It was all around 3:05pm.

I went back home and started looking for anything related to this "Plan B" pill. Found a web site go2planb.com, company of which probably make this drug. Directly on the main page of the site it said "You have a second chance" with a photo of a beautiful girl with an expression as if to say... "You see what you did you careless prick?". Or at least it felt like it to me at the time :) When I saw the following, I was relived.
"Things do not always go as planned. You might have forgotten to take your pill, or another birth control method you used might have failed, like your condom broke. Now you have a second chance to prevent pregnancy with Plan B®.
Plan B® is an emergency contraceptive that can still prevent a pregnancy after contraceptive failure or unprotected sex.
Plan B® should be taken within 3 days (72 hours) of unprotected sex and can reduce the risk of pregnancy by 89%. But the sooner you take it the more effective it will be.
Plan B® is not RU-486 (the abortion pill); it will not work if you are already pregnant.
Ask your health-care professional for a prescription in advance, so that it will be there for you — in time — if you ever need it. "

I found some sites that said that this drug has already been approved to be sold without prescription in several states, NY isn't one of them for my luck. So I found a site which charges $85 plus $18 for shipping UPS next day. I called them and asked if they can ship overnight and they said that it takes 24 to process the order and then before 6pm they will ship only next day. It was Monday so even though it was before 4pm they would ship it tomorrow and hope to get in on Wednesday. So I said screw this, and continued my quest to get Liselotte go to Plan B. Found some Canadian online drug stores but couple of them said that overnight shipping isn't possible because the drugs have to cross the border and that takes a day or two to clear. Then I went to that site which listed the states that require no prescription to get it. There there was a database of all the drug stores in those states. I found the closest to NY, which is New Hapshire and ended up calling the Bedford Pharmacy. Speaking a pharmacist by the name Ron, I was surprised how passionate and helpful he was to tackle this situation. I told him the whole story and he said if she has no insurance here in the U.S. the best thing I can recommend is to contact "Planned Parenthood". I told to him, "Oh boy these are two scary words, and the last thing I want to hear now" :) He said, nothing to worry... It's a non-profit organization which is country-wide and they should help us out as far as getting the prescription and the pill right at their center near to us in NY. He even googled it up for me and gave me the telephone number for direct main line. I was shocked by the professionalism Ron showed me. Thanking him thousand times, and even calling him a Saint :). I called the center, got routed to Manhattan location made the appointment by three-way calling Liselotte on her cell phone and the issue was at least half complete. The rep there said that the only thing is that she needs to bring is a photo ID or passport and $55, that's it! (Update; There is a way to get free Plan B pills by visiting one of Department of Health Branches like 295 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217, and telling them that the condom popped, you will not be asked for any insurance or any money.) To tell you the truth I was kinda proud of myself a bit to solve the issue I never experienced before in under an hour and a half. Tomorrow at 9am Liselotte and I are going to receive Plan B! Yay!!! :)))))

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